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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

From Beau Johnson's List Collection 2011

Fancy Things

If you're serious about living decadent, grandiose, and positively sophisticated, look no further than this checklist.

__ Diamonds

__ Gold

__ Jewels

__ Ancient Egyptian Artifacts

__ Flowers everywhere

__ A wine cellar (with old wine)

__ Pets must eat table food all the time

__ Anything cotton is replaced with cashmere

__ A Butler/Servant

__ Giant silver thing that gets removed from the top of a platter before every meal

__ Cash laying around, some in plain sight

__ Shelves filled with old books. none of them are paperback.

__ One room that doesn't have a television

__ Large wardrobe with lots of formalwear (which you consider to be just normalwear)

__ Bow tie

__ Caviar

__ 100+ year old painting from Europe