Planes Trains and Automobiles

This is called discovering the cure for being cold when it's ten degrees out: Carry a flask of Whiskey! And sip it! you will never be cold ever again. Especially when you have to ride on trains and subways and airplanes like it's nobody else's business. And this is also called let's have a photo-shoot by yourself on the way home and die laughing after every picture and then realize you've spilled the flask all over the new hood Mae just knit for you and you smell like a distillery and then you wake up the next morning and can't believe you did any of this and you're hung over and have no watch and you're flying to Texas to see your sweet boyfriend who is never ever drunk or hungover. Oh and happy 2010!

This Me Misses Me

Come back Blonde hair, the Wolf is miserable without you.

Dear Watch:

I miss you already. My dad is very stressed that you have gone astray. However, if anyone one in the world has you, I'm glad it's Mae.

Three Wolf Moon

I have always kind of wanted a three wolf moon shirt (for obvious reasons). Hahaha Hanburger, member that whole thing about copying the three wolf moon? Well get a load of this marvelous rendition. I think the creator can be forgiven.. I'm feeling a bit better today. I got out of the house and shopped a bit and Katie called to check in on me (Thanks Katie, it was really sweet and made me feel alot better) and then my sister and I had a relaxing mexican food dinner with Dad. Also yesterday Julie called to tell me that she got home to Baltimore and her kitten, Freddy Kruger, had sacrificed a rat almost her own size, in the very spot where I sleep when visiting. It's always so nice to hear from friends, no matter what it is they have to say.

Oh Man And Then There's This:

Keyboard cat Halloween costume, by some genius at CalArts this fall, and this Super Mario Bros Keyboard cat animation, respectively.

"Shocking New Footage"

The Making of the Keyboard Cat. Whoever knew in 1984 that he would become an internet sensation in the new Millenium?

Something Really Cool that Happened

Oh, Los Angeles

Better News

Yesterday Grampa got to get out of the bed and sit in a chair for a whole hour. That's like a really good thing, and means hopefully he can go be in the comfort of his own home.

OH. MY. GOD.

Everything Kind of Sucks Right Now

Hello friends. I haven't been on the blog. I am consumed with being at home in NY and all the stuff that's happening. Not to bum everyone out but no improvements with Grampa and we've been in the hospital very often. The hospital he is in is very crappy and you can't get a straight answer out of anyone. He is still bleeding internally and there is really no way to stop it. We spent Christmas day in there and he got to eat actual food for the first time in one week which he was so happy about and I'm so glad I got to be there for that. But then my cousin Lisa (the one with the video of the baby in the remote control car) had her triplets very early they are only like 2.5 lbs each and one of them has bleeding on his brain so things are not looking good for that one. Everyone is depressed and it's snowing and raining and it's just like bummer city. To top it all off I woke up this morning with an eye infection (it's just my current eye problem exacerbated) and I look like I could be in a horror movie. I dunno, guys, life as a brunette is kinda bringing me down. I'm going to try to make today a good one, so I'm heading into Manhattan to see Mae. If I don't see any of you while I'm here please understand that my life is a complete shit storm at the moment and I love you and it's not personal. K?

Happy Birthday Julie!

Hi Pie

I'd like to formally introduce you to my friend. A very special canine named Pie. Or, Sweet Lion of the Earth. I spend lots of time with her and she gets so fired up when I come over. I might have more pictures of Pie than my own dog.. I could make a whole Pie blog.

An Obvious Confession:

It's True.

Welcome to the Dark Side

You choose the health of your hair over the color you like the best and you spend the afternoon mourning the demise of the blonde side just like you knew you would but then somehow sitting and watching the sunset over the Hollywood sign from your living room makes everything seem like it's gonna be alright.

I Will Dream About You Tonight:

The KitchenAid hand mixer and 9-cup food processor, in Martha Stewart blue. (Which is coincidentally the same as Taryn Wolf blue).

Casey Jones in his Christmas Pants

My Grampa has seriously had these pants for longer than I have been alive and wears them every year at Christmas. Over the past couple of years he has lost so much weight with the sicknesses and all, but he still wears the pants even though they are so big. We all get so fired up about them. This year my mom got him a set of pajamas in the same tartan plaid. So cute.

Love You Gramps

My sweet Grampa is not doing well guys. He is back in the hospital this time with internal bleeding. Grampa has been fighting cancer of the prostate, bladder, stomach and now throat. He also has diabetes and a broken back from unsuccessfully trying to open a painted-shut window in August. I feel so sad, I hope I get to NY in time to see him. I get in at 7am on Wednesday of next week and my dad and I are going to go straight to the hospital. This is the end, and I am ok with that because suffering sucks, I just hope he can hang on for a little bit longer, have Christmas, and so all of his family can be around him when he is finally done fighting and says goodbye.

Baby Love

It's the greatest thing ever seeing my best friends Jack & Megan so happy. The baby is growing so much! And it loves burgers just like us.

Thank You Belgium, Thank You Trees

For giving us brussels sprouts to eat and wood to make fires.

Which Glasses: A Vote!

OMG I am sorry to be all me me me but it is MY blog and well, friends I am kind of having a freak out coming to a final decision on my new glasses. I have to start wearing my contacts less because I am suffocating the blood vessels in my eyes and it's this kind of gross optical weird thing but basically unless I start doing more time in glasses and less time in contacts my eyes are going to turn pink. So not only is it a major investment, they will be on my face a lot. Please vote! Tell me which pair you like the best. The Navy, the Crystal Blue with Tortoise Shell arms or the Blonde Tortoise. I personally like the round crystal blue best, I think they are the most special, but I hope they look nice on my mug. What do you reckon? Please tell me in the comments and vote unanimous if you don't have a google or AIM or typepad ID. Thank you!

Art People.

Swedish dude down! Manhunt on everyone! Chinatown times with Team Preggers! (Don't worry Mimmy, Megan was just holding my beer). And more gore for the blog.